{"product_id":"awkward-essentials-8-piece-starter-set","title":"Awkward Essentials 8 Piece Starter Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe best part of sex is…well, the sex, right? Right. The worst part is the clean-up, especially if you're somewhere you can't shower, bird bath or mop up. Enter the Awkward Essentials 8 Piece Starter Set!  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSee ya never, drips, leaks, wet sheets and soggy undies - the five included Drip Sticks sop up sex leftovers with a soft, super-absorptive medical-grade sponge. Simply insert and gently swirl the Drip Stick to dry up - the sturdy handle makes it easy.  Use the soft (not a hand!) towel to finish up, then throw it back into the cute zip-up travel bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpeaking of drips, though, if you want to encourage some, you can always try out the included Spot-On g-spot stimulating gel sample!\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e*The Drip Stick is not a form of birth control, won't protect against STI's, isn't a tampon and is not for your, or anyone else's, butt.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Awkward Essentials","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52926550311250,"sku":"DJ-4550-50-BG","price":74.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/7039\/1890\/files\/media_8482483b-233b-44c6-a4b8-3a7e29c8493a.jpg?v=1773317962","url":"https:\/\/tophatters.co\/products\/awkward-essentials-8-piece-starter-set","provider":"Tophatter's Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}