{"product_id":"edge-c-nt-impression-silicone-paddle","title":"Edge C*NT Impression Silicone Paddle","description":"\u003cp\u003eReady to leave a message behind? The Edge C*NT Silicone Paddle says it loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis spanker is here to make a statement, and it does \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e whisper! One side is imprinted with the word CUNT, delivering a sharp, satisfying sting that leaves its mark front and center. It’s bold, a little bratty, and very proud of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUp top, the flexible silicone head moves easily with every swing, blending sting and thud in a way that feels balanced and deliberate. Flip it over and the smooth side delivers a broader, less intense hit, perfect for switching things up or easing back in before the next impression lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe handle is reinforced with metal for extra weight and control, and yes, it’s insertable, because versatility is part of the power move!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from smooth, body-safe silicone with a metal-reinforced core, the Paddle wipes clean with a damp cloth and your favorite toy cleaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*The C*NT Paddle is 12.75'\/32.4cm long and 2.1'\/5.3cm wide. The handle\/penetrator is about 6'\/15.24cm and 1.35'\/3.4cm wide. It weighs just under 1lb\/.45kg\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Edge","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52927092523346,"sku":"SS-980566","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/7039\/1890\/files\/media_70da085a-0233-458a-aab2-5f3f013eb928.jpg?v=1773324377","url":"https:\/\/tophatters.co\/products\/edge-c-nt-impression-silicone-paddle","provider":"Tophatter's Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}