{"product_id":"lgcp-1179","title":"Squishy Boob Novelty Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cheeky little stress reliever from Little Genie brings humor and tactile satisfaction wherever your keys go. The Squishy Boob Novelty Keychain transforms an everyday accessory into a playful conversation piece that's equally at home dangling from your bag, keys, or backpack.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePlayful Design Meets Practical Function\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMolded into an unmistakable breast shape complete with anatomical detail, this squishy keychain embraces its novelty status with pride. The soft, squeezable construction provides genuine stress-relief benefits—give it a squeeze during tense moments, fidget with it while waiting in line, or simply enjoy the satisfying tactile feedback of the squishy material bouncing back to shape. The realistic yet cartoonish styling strikes the perfect balance between risqué and lighthearted, making it an ideal gag gift that gets laughs without crossing into truly crude territory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBuilt for Daily Carry\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDespite its humorous appearance, this keychain is constructed from durable material designed to withstand the rigors of daily use. The squishy foam-like texture maintains its shape and bounce even after repeated squeezing, while the integrated metal keyring attachment ensures secure connection to your keys, bag zipper pulls, or belt loops. Small enough to tuck away when needed but bold enough to make a statement when visible, it adapts to whatever social situation you find yourself in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe Perfect Gag Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for a bachelorette party favor, White Elephant gift, or birthday present for that friend with a sense of humor? This keychain delivers laughs at an accessible price point. It's the kind of gift that breaks the ice at parties, gets passed around for everyone to squeeze, and inevitably ends up attached to someone's keys as a permanent reminder not to take life too seriously. Pair it with other items from Little Genie's Super Fun Key Chain collection—including the Sex Dice and Sex Spinner styles—for a complete novelty gift set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Little Genie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty squishy keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft squeezable foam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Breast-shaped with realistic detailing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Metal keyring included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stress relief, conversation starter, gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bachelorette parties, novelty gifts, humor enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're building a collection of quirky keychains or simply want to add some personality to your everyday carry, this squishy boob keychain delivers exactly what it promises: a fun, functional, and undeniably attention-grabbing accessory that keeps life interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDelivery Time: 2-5 Business Days.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Method: Discreet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CandyPrints","offers":[{"title":"Beige","offer_id":53938983076178,"sku":null,"price":52.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/7039\/1890\/files\/Squishy-Boob-Novelty-Keychain-by-Little-Genie-Fun-Accessory.jpg?v=1783348384","url":"https:\/\/tophatters.co\/products\/lgcp-1179","provider":"Tophatter's Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}