{"product_id":"ouch-army-themed-paddle","title":"Ouch! Army Themed Paddle","description":"If you've ever felt like your paddle collection could, perhaps, contain a bit more camo, have we got the play tool for you! Classic in shape but unique in pattern, the beginner-perfect Ouch! Army Themed Paddle features a sexy stylized camo print and easy lightweight handling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNice and firm in hand, this sturdy tool spanks, slaps and (playfully) stings with precision. A wrapped handle Paddle close at all times. Spot clean as needed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e* The Ouch! Roughened Denim Paddle measures approximately 14.96' (38cm) in length and approximately 3.8' (9.7cm) at widest\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Ouch!","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52927034392914,"sku":"ZZSHOTS-485422","price":42.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/7039\/1890\/files\/media_ce26a125-6550-4675-bf95-766e1ef3bab2.jpg?v=1773323609","url":"https:\/\/tophatters.co\/products\/ouch-army-themed-paddle","provider":"Tophatter's Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}