Name: Dickosaur Dinosaur Silicone Dildo
Brand: VibrantDelight.com
SKU: 8.48518E+11
Price: 44.9 USD
Availability: InStock

Dickosaur Dinosaur Silicone Dildo

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Behold, the mighty Dickosaur! This ancient lizard has evolved to be the most sought after creature to ride! The vibrant green and black body is textured with bumpy scales and has a girthy shaft. At the base are two large, clawed feet. Attached to the main shaft is a dino tail that you can slip inside your derriere for dual penetration! Or it can rub against your perineum or clitoris! Made out of premium, phthalate-free silicone, it has a firm core and soft, silky surface. Explore every sci-fi, fantasy, roleplay or cosplay scene you want with this epic adult toy! Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. After play is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to spray clean. Wipe dry and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.'Some believe, not all dinosaurs are extinct... the smaller ones hid and evolved!' You put down your book on the wild history of dinosaurs, and gaze out the window. It has taken you nearly a decade to get to the Hidden Islands. You've wanted to find proof of dinosaurs ever since you were a kid, and now you're about to step foot on the only island that might still have signs of them! Your heart races, eager to get off this bus. You had to fly to a separate airport and then take a boat across to the island. Then they put you on this bus to go into the main town where you'll be staying for 4 whole weeks! But you're so tired of traveling it is almost taking the fun out of being here. You sigh in exhausted disappointment and open your book again. Before you can read a single line the bus lurches to a stop. There's a cry at the front of the bus and hushed whispers from the other passengers. The bus driver begins to speak, but then screams! You look up, trembling as you crouch behind your seat, and watch for danger. Could it be? A rogue dinosaur so soon? Then you hear the roar of a large, dangerous, prehistoric lizard and you know for sure; you've arrived,there are dinosaurs, but it somehow doesn't feel so fun anymore. You make a run for the back exit of the bus, pushing the door open and running into the jungle to hide out of sight. You run for a while in pure panic and then realize... you have no idea where you are! You stop to catch your breath, wishing you had paid attention, and then sit down, trying to figure out what to do next.There's a rustle in the leaves nearby and your heart nearly stops. You stay completely still as you watch the leaves part to reveal something you never could have dreamt up; a humanoid lizard, as much dinosaur as person, with a long lizard face, terrifying teeth, yellow eyes and slits for irises. Even bent over he is well over 7 feet tall and his hands are massive with talon-like claws at the end. His tail whips side to side as he leans forward, sniffs the air, and then stares...directly... at you. A chill runs down your spine, and neither of you move. You feel the sweat trickling down your face, the salt getting in your eyes, and yet you dare not move. But then as soon as you blink, the dinosaur leaps and crosses 10 feet in a moment, lands on top of you, and starts shredding your clothes! It pushes you against the ground, sniffing at your skin, ripping at your clothing, and you are screaming the entire time it pushes your small body into the dirt! Then it climbs on top of you and you see its massive rod twitching, its hips already humping the air, priming itself, and you can't do anything to stop it from shoving it deep, deep inside you!Measurements: Overall length: 7 inches. Insertable length: 6 inches. Narrowest insertable diameter: 1.2 inches. Widest insertable diameter: 1.75 inches. Tail: 2.8 inches insertable length, 1 inches widest insertable diameter.Materials: SiliconeColor: Green, blackNote: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. Key Features: Fantasy Dildo: This green and black dong has a tapered tip for a head and a slightly wider body. Enjoy the textured bumps along the shaft! Tease your derriere and insert the dino tail for extra stimulation! At the base are two, big, black dino feet with claws. Suction Cup Base: Enjoy the wide, suction cup base of this dildo. Simply press firmly on any flat surface and enjoy riding it hands-free! Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base is compatible with most strap-on harnesses so you can wear it and play the fantasy roleplay character you come up with! Premium Silicone: Made of body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone, it is best used with water-based lubricants only.