It doesn't happen often, but sometimes, words just aren't enough to describe one of our toys. This is one of those times. We'll try, though! The Smart Pleasure Queen Suction Massager from Empowered is not just a clitoral / nipple / outer sweet spot pump, though it's a fantastic one. It's not just vibrator, though it's definitely one of those, too. The Queen is also not just a toe-curling oral sex simulator, even though it's 100% got that particular pleasure act covered. In fact, the Pleasure Queen Suction Massager is all three of those things. A perfect harmony of pleasure, you might call it.

When you first un-box your Queen, you'll find three pieces, a rounded power base with soft silicone tongue, and two silicone-edged suction cups. Set the silky tongue to licking and lapping by holding down the power button, then pressing repeatedly to cycle through six flickering functions. You either pick a favorite and stick with it, or change up sensation as you see orgasmically fit. 

To add suction to the tongue-lapping action, attach one of the two included cups to the base (it fits over the tongue.) While both cups are contoured for an airtight seal around your or your partner's vulva, breasts and beyond, one is smaller and the other larger. Pick your size based on which sweet spots you're planning to surround. Suction revs up with a separate button, and gently draws sensitive flesh upward into the cup. This not only plumps, primes and sensitizes, but also brings the body part in question closer to that eager tongue. The tongue motion can be combined with suction, or not, it's all up to you.

All functions are separately controlled for perfect customization, there's a handy leaflet in the box if you need a quick how-to. USB rechargeable, the Pleasure Queen powers up at any free USB port using an included cable.

The Pleasure Queen Suction Massager comes to you in the safest, most hygienic materials available - pure silicone and ABS plastic. Hypoallergenic, non-reactive and safe for sensitive skin, the Queen is also extra easy to clean using warm soapy water or a good toy care fluid/foam. The Queen is compatible with any favorite water-based lube, but please avoid contact with silicone lubes and other silicone toys/products. Not rated for use in water.

* Featured measurements represent the Pleasure Queen Suction Massager with the largest Full cup in place. Width and Girth measurements include the base handle. The Full cup is approximately 2.75'/7cm  high, 2.5'/6.4cm deep and 3.8'/9.7cm at widest. The Demi cup is about 2.75'/7 high, 2'/5.08cm deep and 3.25'/8.3cm at widest