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Macaweenie and Cheese – Novelty Penis-Shaped Pasta with Real Cheese

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Macaweenie and Cheese introduces an unconventional twist to classic macaroni and cheese with its novelty penis-shaped pasta made from premium durum wheat. Designed for adult gatherings, this pasta brings an element of humor and surprise to social dinners, bachelorette parties, and themed events. The real Kraft cheese sauce offers a creamy, authentic flavor that complements the pasta's firm texture, ensuring a satisfying meal beyond its playful appearance.

Each piece is carefully crafted to maintain the bite and cooking consistency typical of high-quality macaroni, allowing it to hold up well whether boiled or combined with other cheese varieties and ingredients. This product caters to individuals seeking both culinary enjoyment and a conversation-starting dish. Its unique shape serves as a memorable centerpiece without sacrificing the traditional comforting taste of mac and cheese.

Ideal for hosts aiming to add a cheeky, lighthearted touch to their menu, Macaweenie and Cheese delivers reliability in preparation and presentation. Its compatibility with standard cooking methods and the inclusion of real cheese highlight its practicality, making it a standout option for those looking to blend novelty with familiar flavors in casual dining settings.

Delivery Time: 2-5 Business Days.

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$70.95 $106.43 33% Off
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Macaweenie and Cheese – Novelty Penis-Shaped Pasta with Real Cheese

$70.95 $106.43 33% Off