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Monster Romance Horny Halfling Dildo with Bullet Vibe

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Not that human penises aren't great, but sometimes we need a (sexy) break from reality, yes? Venture into the wild world of Monster Romance with the Horny Halfling!

This shiny, definitely not human-inspired dildo is packed with pleasure features; the curvy shape is ultra-flexible, the tip is tapered for comfy insertion, and there's TONS of texture to explore. Pop in the included bullet for a hit or ten of buzzy stimulation.

Feel like going hands-free? Great! Just push the Hafling's big suction base against walls, windows, floors, etc. Bonus: soft little tails will bump and grind against your/their outer hot spots at max depth.

The TPE (elastomer) Horny Halfling and its ABS plastic vibe are phthalate-free, easy to clean with soapy water or toy care fluid/foam, and safe to use with any water-based lube you love. The 10-function bullet vibe is rechargeable (a cord is included) and waterproof.

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Monster Romance Horny Halfling Dildo with Bullet Vibe

$59.95 $79.99 25% Off