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The Ultimate Drug Test Solution

The Screeny Weeny 6.0 Cut Nordic White delivers an authentic, fool-proof solution for passing urine screenings with confidence. This meticulously crafted prosthetic penis combines realistic appearance with cutting-edge functionality, ensuring you're prepared for any supervised drug test scenario.

Authentic Realism

Cast directly from actual human anatomy, the Screeny Weeny 6.0 features incredibly lifelike details that withstand even close visual inspection. The Nordic White skin tone option provides natural coloration, while the circumcised design adds to the authentic appearance. Every ridge, vein, and contour has been replicated to create a prosthetic that looks and feels genuine.

Innovative Push and Piss Technology

The signature Push and Piss function revolutionizes ease of use during high-pressure situations. Apply light pressure to initiate urine flow, release to stop instantly—giving you complete control with minimal effort. This intuitive one-handed operation eliminates the need for complicated valves, tubes, or external handles that could raise suspicion.

Temperature Control System

The integrated thermo-sachet maintains your synthetic urine at body temperature for up to 6 hours, ensuring your sample passes temperature verification every time. The adjustable thermo-sachet strap fits waist sizes from S to XXXL, providing a secure, comfortable fit that stays discreet under clothing.

100% Leak-Proof Design

Engineered with precision German manufacturing, the Screeny Weeny 6.0 guarantees zero drips or leaks. The secure seal between prosthetic and reservoir prevents embarrassing accidents, while the quick-flow control allows for natural-looking urination patterns.

Complete Testing Kit

Your Screeny Weeny 6.0 arrives with everything needed for success:

  • Realistic Cut Prosthetic Penis in Nordic White skin tone
  • 2x 80ml Synthetic Urine Sachets formulated to pass standard tests
  • Practice Sachet for rehearsal and confidence-building
  • Heating Pad for temperature maintenance
  • Refill Syringe for easy sachet preparation
  • Reusable Sachets that can be securely resealed for multiple uses

Convenient and Reusable

The refillable design means you can use the Screeny Weeny 6.0 repeatedly. Simply refill the sachets with synthetic urine using the included syringe, reseal securely, and you're ready for your next screening. The durable construction withstands regular use while maintaining its realistic appearance.

Discreet and Reliable

Whether facing employment screening, probation requirements, or athletic testing, the Screeny Weeny 6.0 provides peace of mind when it matters most. The natural appearance, body-temperature system, and leak-proof engineering combine to create the most reliable prosthetic urine device available.

Product Code: 4260457893617

Delivery Time: 2-5 Business Days.

Shipping Method: Discreet

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Screeny Weeny 6.0 Cut Nordic White Fake Penis with Accessories

$435.95 $653.92 33% Off