Tophatter Secure Shopping Badges

Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut Nordic White - Premium Fake Penis

$435.95 $653.92 33% Off

Quantity
Colour:
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • JCB
  • Mastercard
  • Visa
FREE Express Delivery to the United States

Products marked with EXPRESS DELIVERY badge are typically located in United States. Estimated Delivery Time (2-5 Business Days) - Order Processing Time (1-3 Business Days) Free domestic shipping with no hidden costs or extra fees. THIS PRODUCT SHIPS ONLY TO THE UNITED STATES.

/svg/ic-blink Created with Sketch. Money-Back Guarantee

We value your satisfaction and want you to feel confident in your purchase. That's why we offer a 100% money-back guarantee on all of our products. If your order doesn't arrive as described or arrives damaged or broken, we will happily refund the full purchase price.

Award-Winning Customer Support

Experience lightning-fast responses from our dedicated customer support team, who work tirelessly to ensure your complete satisfaction with every interaction. Our top priority is to address your needs promptly and effectively, guaranteeing a seamless and enjoyable experience.

Best Deals

Tophatter's makes every effort to have the lowest price on the internet for daily deals on the day they are offered for sale. This means that you will not find a lower price anywhere from a valid seller with an identical product. It is possible, on occasion, that you may find a lower price for the same thing on an eBay listing, but they are often used and we can't gauge the quality of the company or their service, so we don't even try to compare our product prices to them. We often list the "Retail Price" of an item for comparison purposes. This is typically the Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price or MSRP. Products are sold below MSRP in many instances, especially watches and jewelry. On the other hand, many of the top brands often don't allow any discounting from MSRP by their retailers except in special situations. Tophatter's does not attempt to portray the "Street Value" of an item. The street value fluctuates too much to effectively follow and there is no standard on which to base this price. You can get estimates of the price an item typically sells for elsewhere, on sites like Google Shopping or Amazon.com. Most of the time, however, Tophatter's will have the best price, and usually by a generous margin.

YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN US ON:
Tophatter Popularity Banner You Might Have See Us On Entrepreneur Popular Science The Next Web Mashable New York Post

The Ultimate Discreet Solution

The Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut Nordic White represents the pinnacle of realistic prosthetic design, engineered specifically for drug screening situations where discretion and authenticity are paramount. This premium device combines lifelike appearance with innovative functionality to deliver unmatched performance when it matters most.

Authentic Realism

Crafted from direct castings of real anatomical models, this prosthetic penis replicates natural appearance down to the finest detail. The Nordic White skin tone features realistic texture and coloration, while the uncut design includes an anatomically accurate foreskin for complete authenticity. Every vein, contour, and proportion has been carefully reproduced to ensure the most convincing visual presentation possible.

Revolutionary Push and Piss Technology

At the heart of the Screeny Weeny 6.0 is its intuitive one-handed operation system. The patented Push and Piss mechanism requires no external handles or complicated controls—simply apply gentle pressure to the underside of the shaft to initiate flow, and release to stop. This allows for natural, realistic operation that can be managed completely discreetly with a single hand, leaving your other hand free.

Integrated Temperature Control System

The built-in thermo-sachet maintains optimal urine temperature for up to 6 hours, ensuring your sample remains within the critical 90-98°F range throughout your screening appointment. The included heating pad activates the warming process, while the insulated sachet retains heat naturally against your body. This eliminates the guesswork and anxiety associated with temperature requirements.

Leak-Proof Engineering

Designed with 100% leak-proof construction, the Screeny Weeny 6.0 features precision-engineered internal channels and a secure valve system that prevents any unwanted drips or spills. The hermetic seal ensures complete confidence from the moment you fill the device until you complete your test.

Universal Adjustable Fit

The included thermo-sachet strap system accommodates waist sizes from S to XXXL, ensuring a secure and comfortable fit regardless of body type. The adjustable elastic strap positions the device naturally and holds it firmly in place without uncomfortable pressure or visible bulk under clothing.

Complete Kit Includes

  • Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut prosthetic device in Nordic White
  • Synthetic urine formulation (laboratory-grade composition)
  • Practice sachet for rehearsal and familiarization
  • Heating pad for temperature activation
  • Precision refill syringe for clean, easy filling
  • Adjustable thermo-sachet retention strap (fits S-XXXL)
  • Detailed usage instructions

Simple Preparation and Use

Filling and operating the Screeny Weeny 6.0 is straightforward: use the included syringe to transfer synthetic urine into the thermo-sachet, activate the heating pad, secure the device with the strap, and you're ready. The practice sachet allows you to rehearse the Push and Piss technique beforehand, ensuring smooth, confident operation when it counts.

Specifications

  • Model: Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut
  • Color: Nordic White
  • Design: Uncircumcised with realistic foreskin
  • Operation: One-handed Push and Piss mechanism
  • Temperature Maintenance: Up to 6 hours
  • Strap Fit Range: S to XXXL
  • Leak Protection: 100% secure seal
  • Construction: Body-safe materials cast from real models

The Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut Nordic White delivers the confidence you need during high-stakes screening situations, combining undetectable realism with foolproof functionality in one complete, ready-to-use system.

Delivery Time: 2-5 Business Days.

Shipping Method: Discreet

$435.95 $653.92 33% Off
  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Google Pay
  • JCB
  • Mastercard
  • Visa

Screeny Weeny 6.0 Uncut Nordic White - Premium Fake Penis

$435.95 $653.92 33% Off