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Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) Eco Tote Bag
Show your support for a brighter, cleaner, and more efficient America with the Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) Eco Tote Bag. Inspired by the meme-worthy brilliance of Elon Musk and the iconic Shiba Inu spirit, this tote represents a movement to cut through the red tape, eliminate inefficiency, and clean up corruption with the precision of a rocket launch.
Why Choose the D.O.G.E. Tote?
Eco-Friendly: Crafted from 100% organic cotton, this tote is as green as Elon’s mission to make humanity multiplanetary.
Spacious & Durable: Designed to carry your daily essentials—or the metaphorical baggage of inefficiency—this bag is tough enough to handle it all.
Bold Design: Features a playful yet powerful D.O.G.E. logo with a sleek, modern aesthetic that pays homage to both Musk’s visionary outlook and the internet’s favorite meme.
Symbol of Change: Carry it as a proud statement of your commitment to an America where accountability reigns supreme, and every resource is used wisely.
Whether you’re headed to a farmers’ market, a rally, or simply out to change the world one tote at a time, the D.O.G.E. Eco Tote Bag is your companion in efficiency and style. Together, let’s clean up the clutter and move forward with purpose—because much wow, such progress, and so efficient!
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) • Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) • Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) • 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length • Open main compartment • Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
